1. “Does a Brazilian hurt?”

Only as much as removing hair from the gates of Narnia can hurt. But don’t worry — we’re fast, gentle, and spiritually supportive.

2. “What about a Manzilian? Does THAT hurt?”

Let’s just say… men discover a new respect for women. But again — we’ve got you. You’ll survive, and you’ll look fantastic.

3. “Do I have to get naked?”

For a Brazilian? Yes.
For a Manzilian? Triple yes.
For therapy? No, but it might happen spontaneously.

4. “Should I trim before my appointment?”

No. Don’t. Put the scissors down, Edward Scissorhands. If your DIY trim goes wrong, we’ll have to stage an intervention.

5. “Can I get waxed on my period?”

Yes — just pop in a fresh tampon or cup. We’ve seen worse before breakfast. Literally.

6. “Will I be judged?”

Absolutely not. We don’t care about your hair, folds, flaps, creases, scars, hemorrhoids, or life decisions. We’re here to smooth, not judge.

7. “Is it normal to get nervous for a Brazilian?”

Of course. You’re about to let a stranger near your soul’s front door. We get it.

8. “How long should my hair be?”

Grippy. That’s it. At least a grain of rice long — preferably a Jasmine, not a basmati.

9. “Will my waxer think my butt crack is weird?”

If we quit every time we saw a weird butt crack, we’d be unemployed. Crack on.

10. “Can I have sex after my Brazilian?”

Technically yes. Should you? Your bikini line says, “Let’s wait 24-48 hours, cowboy.”

1. “Does full-body waxing turn me into a dolphin?”

Yes. You will achieve marine-mammal levels of smoothness. Blame science.

2. “Can I work out after waxing?”

Not for 24-48 hours. Your pores will be open. Sweat is spicy. Don’t do it.

3. “Why do I break out after waxing?”

Because your skin is dramatic. Don’t worry — we’ll help calm it with proper Your Undercarriage aftercare. (YourUndercarriage.com link here)

4. “Will waxing make my hair grow back thicker?”

No. That’s a myth started by your aunt in 1997. Your hair grows back softer, finer, and less terrifying.

1. “Will dermaplaning make my peach fuzz grow back darker?”

Nope. Shaving doesn’t turn you into a werewolf. Promise.

2. “Do you use an actual blade?”

Yes — a scalpel. But a boujee, FDA-approved, esthetician-wielded one. We take off dead skin and bad decisions.

3. “Will I be red after?”

You may look slightly flushed — like you just got complimented by a hot person.  Also, expect to be extra dry and perhaps see some "kitty" type scratches that are part of the few days of healing process.  Totally normal.  Totally worth it

1. “Is microdermabrasion painful?”

No — it feels like a cat gently licking your face. A glamorous exfoliating cat.

2. “Can microderm fix my texture?”

Yes. It buffs your face like a luxurious human sanding machine.

3. “How many sessions do I need?”

Most people love a series of 4–6. Results compound like interest… but in your glow.

1. “Does anal bleaching hurt?”

Not at all. It’s gentler than your last breakup.

2. “Is it weird to bleach my butthole?”

No. Half of California is doing it. You’re simply joining the enlightened.  Bleach that "bungy"!

3. “What about vaginal or penis/scrotum bleaching?”

Totally normal. Super popular. And handled with medical-grade professionalism sprinkled with emotional support.

4. “How many sessions does bleaching take?”

Usually 3–6 sessions, depending on your natural pigment and how blessed your melanin is.

1. “Will it make my teeth sensitive?”

Maybe temporarily — like sipping ice water after thinking about your ex.

2. “How white will my teeth get?”

Up to 2–12 shades brighter. Think: “Who is that celebrity?” energy.

3. “How long does it last?”

3–6 months depending on your lifestyle. Coffee, wine, and chaos age the results faster.

1. “Can you fix my uneven brows?”

Yes. We are the Michelangelos of brows. We sculpt. We snatch. We resurrect.

2. “Will my brows be really thin?”

Absolutely not. We retired skinny brows back in the 90's where they belong.

3. “Do brows really change your face?”

YES. Brows are the emotional support beams of your forehead. A good brow can fix your whole life… or at least make it look like it’s together.